What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:37
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Scientists hooking flies on cocaine to study addiction: Reports - WSYR
Still no good
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance